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   messageicon I wish instead of aiming to please, I could just start shooting to kill. I think it would make me feel better.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 09:44 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 05:08 by rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the point of making a movie based on a book? Whenever the movie is mentioned, someone has always has to respond with, "The book was better"!!!
←Rate | 04-26-2011 19:04 by zman87 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every terrorist, "OK, OK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, WHO HERE HAS SEEN WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S??"
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my coffee the way I like my bed... made by someone else.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 15:27 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a proctologist...but I know an A**HOLE when I see one
←Rate | 05-13-2011 12:16 by Downey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Notice in a Library: " While reading the kamasutra , please hold the book with both Hands."
←Rate | 05-20-2011 05:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow The ones u'd take a bullet for are the ones holding the trigger!!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 19:40 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon never regret anything because at one point it was exactly what you wanted
←Rate | 09-26-2011 05:10 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon filling my blow up doll with helium so she plays hard to get
←Rate | 10-02-2011 10:35 by tayla Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's hilarious how infomercials and product commercials make simple tasks such as draining pasta or cleaning toilets seem like life-threatening obstacles.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 14:19 by phoenix1029 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The number one lie in the whole world is...i swear I will love you forever..
←Rate | 10-07-2011 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder who's forehead would win in a head-butting contest between Tyra Banks and Rihanna?
←Rate | 10-13-2011 03:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ust had a swell idea for an invention... Rear-facing high-beams to flash into the eyes of those discourteous tailgating drivers!
←Rate | 02-12-2012 13:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the best way to prove to an ex that you don't think about them anymore is to write and produce a song saying so.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 07:04 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 14:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Wife said the other day "Do you still love me now that I'm getting old and fat?". Apparently "you're not old" was an inppropriate response.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 12:17 by TTodd Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just in case you needed another reason to hate Kim Kardashian. She just bought Kayne a $750,000 Lambo for his b-day.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Graduations, Engagements, Babies…I don't understand why I'm obligated to get you a gift for YOUR bad decisions?
←Rate | 06-30-2012 12:47 Comments (0)  



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