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   messageicon if NASA scientists are so smart, why didnt they pay attention to physics...what goes up must come down
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenver ur alone & need a hug, just remember....so does a cactus
←Rate | 02-11-2013 16:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the 1st amendment gives you the freedom of speech but the 2nd amendment gives me the right to bear arms
←Rate | 10-12-2011 00:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm thinking about sending a fruitcake to some family members for Christmas...u know the old saying "you are what you eat"
←Rate | 12-15-2012 01:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is there a diet version of everything good except chocolate? hmm...where does Hershey's keep their "suggestion box"?
←Rate | 08-31-2010 22:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if family visits tonight dressed as zombies, I just might start palying "resident evil...the wii version"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon raisins....nonalcoholic box of wine
←Rate | 04-20-2017 00:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's the time of year agian to get a lot of fruit cakes...now I cant wait for them to leave & go back to their own homes
←Rate | 12-11-2016 00:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this asshole looking over my shoulder thought I was a nice person until 2 seconds ago
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know it's holiday time when you see a charlie brown special on tv
←Rate | 10-27-2011 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new years resolution is 800 x 600
←Rate | 01-02-2016 17:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do some parents send the kid to their room when their bad?..."you did something wrong so go where you keep your toys & think about it"
←Rate | 12-04-2011 21:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i could of been ur dad but ur mom didnt have change for a dollar
←Rate | 11-02-2011 02:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just went to town. these new cars have gps, satellite radio & a thing in the seat to warm your butt....turn signal seems to be optional
←Rate | 02-23-2012 17:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon id hate to be a vegetarian in Russia....everything suddenly tastes a little meteor
←Rate | 02-15-2013 18:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's not "stalking" .....it's "starting a secret fan club that only has 1 member"
←Rate | 04-14-2014 21:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon roses are red, chocolate is brown, some ppl will be stuck at home looking for singles in their town
←Rate | 02-14-2013 07:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I opened up this app & just keep swiping right at all the sexy pictures...I can't believe how many selfies I have stored in my pictures
←Rate | 04-25-2017 03:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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