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   messageicon Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's an damn App for that. It's called "respect".
←Rate | 04-25-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon HOW can dogs sniff out bombs, save a guy from drowning, keep you from walking into traffic, but CANT figure out how to UNWRAP themselves from around a tree!
←Rate | 12-29-2011 19:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of being single is that you always get to be right.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people in movies keep all their lights off when they hear a noise? I’d be lighting that place up like friggin’ Times Square.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate mosquitoes!!! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn...
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a big difference between "friend" and "facebook friend"
←Rate | 04-17-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, if you stay really quiet and listen very, very closely, You can hear the beautiful sound of you shutting the f$ck up.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My brain is about as organized as the WalMart $5 DVD bin.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, you brought a laptop with you to Starbucks? You must be so very important.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss being able to slam my phone shut when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't do it for me.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me ruin your favorite song by playing 15 times a day, 7 days a week!” – The Radio.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We text 24/7, but when we meet, it's so awkward.
←Rate | 09-14-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to damn date them.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 20:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best selling books are cookbooks and the second are diet books. So you can learn how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 15:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got to stop believing everything I think.
←Rate | 08-10-2011 10:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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