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I can easily tell from the quality of your p0sts when some of you have run out of weed.
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06-09-2012 12:38
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Just woke my kids up and told them, “It's Father's Day! Where's my present?” They just started crying.
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06-17-2012 05:25 by
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Dear Crush, If your "shower brb" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. Mission accomplished!"
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07-05-2012 13:07
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She's not the sharpest marble in the crayon shed.
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12-23-2011 09:00 by
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When alcohol does it's taxes it claims me as a dependant.
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01-18-2012 20:11
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Congrats to Jay Cutler, soon to be Dad... Just goes to show that he cant get protection on or off the field.
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01-24-2012 17:33 by
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Can't say I'm surprised by the Kanye West - Kim Kardashian union, considering they both have egos the size of her ass.
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04-26-2012 20:51 by
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While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out.
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05-24-2012 14:38
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Hey astronauts, find something with eyeballs or don't come back. Enough is enough.
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03-20-2012 20:20
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I'm not a soccer fan,, but if the St. Louis Steamers soccer team ever move to Cleveland,, I'm TOTALLY buying a jersey..
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04-16-2012 19:54 by
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For a day that doesn't exist, I sure got a lot done.
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02-29-2012 18:49
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How can you NOT be a pervert with a name like Weiner?!?!
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07-30-2013 19:26 by
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Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today.
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08-12-2013 08:04 by
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I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I need it to make sure I don't have a bad time...
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08-31-2013 03:55 by
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Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out.
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09-09-2013 12:42
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Hey,,,, I said I'd be there in 10 minutes... Quit calling me every half hour.
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02-13-2013 11:42 by
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YouTube... The only way you'll ever see MTV play music videos.
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02-17-2013 11:43 by
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Normally, having a pillow fight used to be fun, until "Memory Foam" made an appearance.
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02-19-2013 00:48
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They're playing Nicki Minaj at the zoo. Wait no, just a couple of chimpanzees fighting.
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02-24-2013 11:07 by
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Hey guys,,, Which sounds better: No longer rabid?, Or rabies free since 2003?........ I'm trying to update my e-harmony profile
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06-18-2013 21:18 by
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