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I think cops should yell "PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" before they taze someone
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05-18-2012 21:46 by
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It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.
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05-18-2012 21:44 by
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Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot.
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05-17-2012 21:21 by
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Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. but she's cute, so I'm going to like it.
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05-17-2012 21:19 by
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You're at starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
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05-17-2012 21:19 by
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My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.
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05-17-2012 21:18 by
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The longer I sit in a drive-thru, the more pennies I pay with.
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05-17-2012 21:16 by
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I'm not saying blondes are dumb, but I just saw one snorting Sweet & Low because she thought it was Diet Coke.
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05-17-2012 21:15 by
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I'd like a $5 dollar footlong"....."That'll be 7.05"....."Bi$ch what??
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05-17-2012 21:13 by
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Pretending to read your birthday card after the money has fallen out...
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05-17-2012 21:10 by
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Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
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05-15-2012 21:11 by
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BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
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05-15-2012 21:10 by
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Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
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05-15-2012 21:10 by
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To those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong colour Mercedes. SHUT UP! I ride a bike!
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05-15-2012 21:08 by
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How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
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05-15-2012 21:07 by
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Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
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05-15-2012 02:20 by
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I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
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05-14-2012 21:16 by
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Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
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05-14-2012 21:13 by
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To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac.
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05-14-2012 21:13 by
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Hey, if you stay really quiet and listen very, very closely, You can hear the beautiful sound of you shutting the f$ck up.
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05-14-2012 21:11 by
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