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This lady on the highway is driving like a maniac & she has kids in the car. Lady I'm not following you. I want to watch Ice Age too.
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05-21-2012 21:58 by
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The only time I ever drink ginger ale is on a plane. WTF is up with that?
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05-21-2012 15:16 by
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Everybody hates that as$hole that takes 5 minutes to back into a parking spot.
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05-21-2012 15:13 by
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FACT: No chick has ever been laid in the back of a PT cruiser . Look it up on Wikipedia.
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05-21-2012 15:12 by
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Wake up!” Me: (~_~) (-_-) (o_-) (-_o) (>_<) (o_O) (o_o)
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05-21-2012 15:09 by
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There's no need to rush. If something's meant to be, it'll happen in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason.
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05-20-2012 22:41 by
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Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year.
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05-20-2012 22:41 by
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Mark Zuckerberg got married today. His new wife set her relationship status to "CHA-CHING!!"
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05-20-2012 22:40 by
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Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
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05-20-2012 22:38 by
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Who else backspaces their whole password, even if only one letter is wrong?
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05-20-2012 22:34 by
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In your bed: it's 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school: it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.
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05-20-2012 22:33 by
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She said "Every Kiss begins with K", I said "To bad Ugly begins with U"
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05-19-2012 22:55 by
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Quick question, Ladies, If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the f$ck are you doing?
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05-19-2012 22:54 by
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Alcohol doesn't cause Hangovers...Waking up does...
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05-19-2012 22:53 by
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Fighting fire with fire only gives you ashes.
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05-19-2012 13:42 by
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The number one rule in life "stay in your own lane "and there won't be any accidents.
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05-18-2012 21:54 by
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Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.
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05-18-2012 21:53 by
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Penguins mate once and stay together for life. All those failed relationships you had? Penguins are kicking your ass.
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05-18-2012 21:51 by
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Kanye West should open a breakfast restaurant called "Omelette You Finish"
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05-18-2012 21:50 by
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder...but Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger.
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05-18-2012 21:48 by
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