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It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten.
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04-24-2012 21:17 by
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girlfriends are like The History Channel. They always bring up old s?it
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04-24-2012 23:08 by
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[ ] single. [ ] taken. [X] I get about as much attention as a white crayon.
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04-25-2012 21:12 by
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Stop warning stupid people and give evolution a chance to work its wonderful process.
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04-25-2012 21:13 by
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When your foot falls asleep, that's God's way of saying... "Move, your lazy a$s!"
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04-25-2012 21:14 by
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Big Sunglasses: An ugly chick's best friend.
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04-25-2012 21:16 by
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The best way to get over your ex? Get under someone else!
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04-25-2012 21:17 by
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This Donut-Scented Car Air Freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
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04-25-2012 21:18 by
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Don't talk to me until I've had 7 coffees.
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04-25-2012 21:18 by
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late.
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04-25-2012 21:19 by
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If breakups never existed, the music industry would go BANKRUPT.
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04-25-2012 21:20 by
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When I'm on the phone I move my arms around when I'm giving directions even if the person can't see me.
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04-25-2012 21:21 by
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Just remember, someone loves everything you hate about yourself.
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04-25-2012 21:22 by
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It's amazing the places I travel to when I'm talking on the phone.
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04-26-2012 21:44 by
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Ladies, show me your duck lips and I'll show you some duct tape.
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04-26-2012 21:45 by
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You're inspirational Facebook update: ❒Inspires me. ✔Wastes my time. ✔ Inspires me to unfriend you.
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04-26-2012 21:47 by
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1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone...."k" FUUUUUUU!
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04-26-2012 21:48 by
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Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.
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04-26-2012 21:50 by
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My doctor told me to stop drinking today...then he told me to stop laughing.
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04-26-2012 21:51 by
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After last night's drunken escapades, I'd think my friends should have had better judgement than to be friends with me.
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04-26-2012 21:53 by
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