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Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.
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11-25-2010 11:57 by
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Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!
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08-15-2010 00:26 by
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once cops get smart enough to put a breathalyzer test at the end of a Taco Bell drive-thru WE'RE ALL SCREWED!
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05-21-2010 18:57 by
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I haven't seen an Ice Bucket Challenge video in about a week. Did we cure ALS?
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11-02-2014 10:37 by
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Note to self, don't introduce yourself to the new neighbors until they have all the heavy stuff moved in.
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02-13-2011 19:10
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Anyone have a truck I can borrow? I need to drag some ATMs about a mile or so
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05-04-2011 21:54 by
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Why does the weather man try and educate me on mother nature? Bro, just tell me pants or shorts tomorrow... hoodie or jacket...
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10-02-2011 17:28
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Because of texting, todays generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!
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02-02-2012 21:05
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That "dammit" moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like "Now what do I do...?"
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02-08-2012 11:14 by
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Ladies, if the story he is telling you is extremely detailed then he is lying.
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10-17-2011 13:01 by
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Batman has a lot of cool toys,, but if he uses anything but a laser pointer to catch Catwoman in the next movie,, I'll be really disappointed.
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04-18-2012 20:33 by
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I don't get these "my body is a temple" people. I prefer to think of mine as a "bar & grill."
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05-30-2012 19:24
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People would be way more pissed if that guy ate a puppy's face
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05-31-2012 20:56
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why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you
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03-07-2012 08:12 by
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It is amazing how many problems you can solve by ignoring them.
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03-26-2012 21:23 by
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smaller the breasts, better the eye contact
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11-16-2011 13:57 by
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Playing hard to get should stop when the relationship starts.
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11-29-2011 00:10
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You'll never be around more people that want to kill you than when you walk into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.
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12-04-2011 18:45 by
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Lighters should have an attached sticker that reads: Caution: Will go missing in a week.
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12-07-2011 09:29 by
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Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and the Teddy Grahams Bear perish in house fire. S'more at eleven.
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