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X says I hate these frozen TV dinners that gotta make things so complicated. Lets see... microwave on medium for 4 minutes then stir potatoes.... Stir potatoes???? Do I look like Wolfgang Puck?
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←Rate | 02-05-2011 00:43 | Tags: Approved

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Saturday February 5, 2011 @ 07:08 PM

Raw dog comedy..

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