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-- The Icelandic volcano that has fu***d the majority of Europe's air travel is situated in Eyjafjallajokull, which translates into English as 'fell asleep on my keyboard'.....
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04-15-2010 08:23 by
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I keep hitting the "escape" key...but I'm still here
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05-16-2010 22:58 by
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Don't worry about people from your past, There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
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05-24-2010 11:09 by
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- I was just about to nail some shelves to the wall.....Then I thought, screw it....
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05-26-2010 15:34 by
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I laid awake all night again worrying about why I'm always so tired
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06-24-2010 23:24 by
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It's better to live one day as a lion, than a hundred as a sheep
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06-30-2010 08:18
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At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?
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07-01-2010 17:30 by
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This girl I know is thinking about havin beer pong at her reception... that's walking a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever.
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07-22-2010 15:17 by
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Stumbled into bed late last night. "You're drunk," she said. "Also, you live next door."
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07-30-2010 14:41
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Early map makers were mostly men, which explains why Florida was usually drawn about 3 inches longer than its actual size.
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08-12-2010 08:30
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looking at photos and seeing how much weight I've gained which has inspired me to make a resolution for 2011: NO MORE PHOTOS!
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01-09-2011 21:00 by
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I hate people that are conceited. I am so much better than them.
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01-16-2011 10:27
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I really cant walk the walk or talk the talk. But if you need someone to drink the drink, I am your girl.
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09-15-2012 10:32 by
Yo Girl
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Febreeze should make underwear.
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10-18-2012 20:44 by
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Sometimes I'm happy, then mad, then hungry and then chatty. So yes, I understand women. Great, now I'm crying.
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07-07-2013 13:22
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It's amazing how fast you can get drunk when you hate everyone around you.
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09-07-2013 02:17 by
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Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous.
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07-18-2012 13:19 by
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95% of every relationship is navigating the question "Where should we eat?" without it turning into World War III.
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08-06-2012 05:59 by
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I'm not always a gentleman in the bedroom, but I will hold the door for you so you can leave afterwards
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08-10-2012 09:53
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My wife's safe word: "Not tonight"
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12-23-2012 04:29 by
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