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Don't worry about people from your past, There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
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05-24-2010 11:09 by
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- I was just about to nail some shelves to the wall.....Then I thought, screw it....
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05-26-2010 15:34 by
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I laid awake all night again worrying about why I'm always so tired
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06-24-2010 23:24 by
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It's better to live one day as a lion, than a hundred as a sheep
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06-30-2010 08:18
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At what age do you tell a highway it was adopted?
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07-01-2010 17:30 by
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This girl I know is thinking about havin beer pong at her reception... that's walking a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever.
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07-22-2010 15:17 by
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Stumbled into bed late last night. "You're drunk," she said. "Also, you live next door."
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07-30-2010 14:41
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Early map makers were mostly men, which explains why Florida was usually drawn about 3 inches longer than its actual size.
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08-12-2010 08:30
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looking at photos and seeing how much weight I've gained which has inspired me to make a resolution for 2011: NO MORE PHOTOS!
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01-09-2011 21:00 by
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I hate people that are conceited. I am so much better than them.
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01-16-2011 10:27
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I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!
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03-01-2013 19:47 by
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"Common sense" is dead an buried. What we have today is "rare sense".
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03-05-2013 11:49 by
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Job application is a trick by some id! ots that they don't even bother to read your resume.
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03-13-2013 16:19
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My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.
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04-08-2013 14:04 by
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Sometimes I'm happy, then mad, then hungry and then chatty. So yes, I understand women. Great, now I'm crying.
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07-07-2013 13:22
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It's amazing how fast you can get drunk when you hate everyone around you.
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09-07-2013 02:17 by
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If you're poor you're a "Hoarder." If you're rich you're a "Collector."
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04-14-2013 19:24
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My wife's safe word: "Not tonight"
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12-23-2012 04:29 by
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If you live by the sword, I guess that's pretty cool. I live by some trees and other houses
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12-30-2012 08:19 by
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If I'm at Death's door, I'm going to pretend to be a Jehovah's Witness so that he'll never answer it.
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