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Never plan a future with someone that has no future plans for themselves.
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04-21-2012 22:41 by
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Awww, someone needs a hug! "Touch me and you die."
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04-22-2012 01:20 by
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Liking" a picture at 2AM on Facebook is more like "I would LIKE to have sex with you.
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04-22-2012 21:28 by
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Okay everyone hold.... HOLD... we will slide down and all attack at once!" - Ice cubes in the bottom of a cup.
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04-23-2012 21:16 by
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Today I was pulled over by a woman cop... I didn't know kitchens had speed limits
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04-23-2012 21:18 by
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I fear the day I get so drunk that I actually accept Facebook's request to change my profile over to Timeline.
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04-23-2012 21:20 by
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Dear women of Jersey Shore, You're making me look bad. Sincerely, Orange.
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04-23-2012 21:20 by
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I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today then I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked.
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04-23-2012 21:22 by
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When I was your age, I had to download porn on a dial up connection.
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04-23-2012 21:22 by
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Women are a Weapon of Cash Destruction.
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04-23-2012 21:23 by
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Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
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04-23-2012 21:24 by
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I don't know exactly who's health I'm drinking to, but they're going to be immortal at this rate
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04-23-2012 21:24 by
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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends'.
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04-23-2012 22:45 by
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If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit "end" on a call, I would have no friends.
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04-24-2012 21:06 by
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I am generally caught off guard when people have their cell phone ringer turned on..
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04-24-2012 21:06 by
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There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S. Not counting your ex.
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04-24-2012 21:08 by
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When black girls take off their earrings you know s$it just got real.
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04-24-2012 21:10 by
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If I come to your house and you say "make yourself at home", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer.
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04-24-2012 21:13 by
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I want to ask some people, "How do you take dumps when s$it comes out of your mouth 24/7?
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04-24-2012 21:14 by
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I wouldn't have to manage my anger… If people could learn to manage their stupidity.
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04-24-2012 21:16 by
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