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I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing.
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07-17-2013 12:20 by
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Why is it that the Troubleshooting sections of user manuals address every problem except the one you are having?
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07-31-2013 19:05
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"Nothing but Ben Affleck/Batman crap. Why the hell am I even here??" -NSA guy
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08-24-2013 04:10 by
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If I had boobs, I'd never be able to look up again.
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12-16-2012 02:27
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I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff.
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12-18-2012 09:09 by
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So when is the next end of the world???
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12-21-2012 06:20
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Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7.
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01-03-2013 09:00
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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
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03-07-2013 14:27 by
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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04-08-2013 06:36
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BET AWARDS MAYHEM - this happens every time these people get together. No, I don't mean b lack people, I mean silly rap ''artists''.
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09-30-2012 00:20 by
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Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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10-02-2012 03:36 by
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At the end of each day I ask myself, "Where's my damn Oscar for that?"
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10-22-2012 14:04
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I got a little over-aggressive on the trampoline so my 2 year old should be landing in a couple of minutes.
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05-04-2013 12:09
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The problem with frozen yoghurt is that it's not ice cream.
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11-12-2012 12:34
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All a woman wants is a strong, confident, capable man who will wear whichever shirt she tells him to.
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07-23-2012 14:28
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Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough
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07-23-2012 15:41
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That moment you realise you're a result of sex.
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07-23-2012 22:25 by
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The downside of being tolerant is all the stuff you have to tolerate.
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07-31-2012 09:12 by
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Don't ever change for anyone. Nothing is worth compromising your beliefs. Unless it's for money.
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08-02-2012 12:39
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That 3D ultrasound photo you posted is scaring the sh*t out of everyone.
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