Funny Status Message #177989
X says To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet - you can hide, but you can't run.
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Monday July 3, 2017 @ 11:24 PM
Hillary Can Hide too but every so often she rears her ugly head and tweets something completely irrelevant, out dated, and utterly saddd. Go Team Trump!!! I love ya MAN!