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   messageicon An unemployed clown is nobody's fool.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 03:49 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
←Rate | 03-12-2010 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon These days, the only way I get rolled in the hay is if I get mugged behind the barn.
←Rate | 06-24-2010 09:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give peace a chance. Move to a new town and don't tell your relatives.
←Rate | 06-25-2010 12:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon headed out for a quiet beer. Followed by ten noisy ones...
←Rate | 07-07-2010 17:52 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon not to be outdone, Brett Favre announced that he will make his decision in an ESPN mini-series
←Rate | 07-10-2010 00:44 by justin cyder Comments (1)  


   messageicon My dad gave me a set of golf clubs and wants me to try them out... currently waiting for someone to break into my house
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what is the difference between promises and memories? We break promises, whereas memories break us.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 15:29 Comments (1)  


   messageicon heard, that Facebook is developing new application, that will show where your friends are, at the time of writing......that is stupid, because I know they are all at work
←Rate | 08-17-2010 17:02 by Borut Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come the actors in fast food commercials are all thin?
←Rate | 08-17-2010 21:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish sometimes I was a WWE superstar, not so I can wrestle but so I can have some theme music everytime I enter a room.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon While driving I listen to my music fairly loud until the minute I can't find something I'm looking for. Then there must be complete silence in order for me to see.
←Rate | 08-28-2010 05:53 by MBH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging from the ads that constantly besiege us, I guess TV execs think that the only ones home watching TV during the day are injured at work, sick from a recalled medication, or unemployed with an abundance of gold jewelry.
←Rate | 09-01-2010 19:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody says “long story short” unless it's already too late…
←Rate | 09-12-2010 13:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never use parking meters. The "time expired" sign gives me the creeps.
←Rate | 09-18-2010 13:14 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were you, I'd get a red nose and some big shoes and call it a day.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:56 by Steve\'s girl Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your uncle jack is stuck on your roof ; would you help your Uncle Jack Off?
←Rate | 07-21-2009 21:53 by Bonnie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saving alot on my car insurance by deciding to drive without it...
←Rate | 07-31-2009 10:23 by James Isaacs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
←Rate | 08-16-2009 20:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon making his stand at Thermopylae.
←Rate | 08-26-2009 08:22 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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