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Wal-Mart needs to change their slogan to "what has been seen can never be unseen."
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04-19-2012 21:03 by
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With the required pants and how flexible my girlfriend has become, Yoga is a win for both of us.
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04-19-2012 21:06 by
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Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking…
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04-19-2012 21:07 by
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Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
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04-19-2012 21:08 by
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The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them
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04-19-2012 21:08 by
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Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults.
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04-19-2012 22:32 by
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Before you judge the younger generation remember who raised them.
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04-19-2012 22:36 by
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A father's goodness is higher than the mountain, a mother's goodness deeper than the sea.
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04-19-2012 22:53 by
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How come Mario can smash bricks with his head, but when he touches a turtle he dies
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04-20-2012 21:16 by
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Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
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04-20-2012 21:17 by
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I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
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04-20-2012 21:20 by
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NEWS FLASH: "Before" is spelled B-E-F-O-R-E, not B4...this is English, not Bingo.
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04-20-2012 21:21 by
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Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single.
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04-20-2012 21:23 by
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If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
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04-20-2012 21:27 by
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Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having
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04-20-2012 21:28 by
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Dear Inventor of the Keyboard, Why did you make the "t" and the "g" so close together? I keep signing my letters "With Retards"
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04-20-2012 21:29 by
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: with what?
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04-20-2012 21:31 by
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Every Saturday morning I wake up in fear... the fear of looking through my phone.
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04-20-2012 21:31 by
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I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.
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04-21-2012 22:38 by
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Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think "Wow, this is Awesome!"
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04-21-2012 22:40 by
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