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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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05-28-2012 21:14 by
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Technologically, I'm at that dangerous age. I'm old enough to mess everything up, and not young enough to fix it.
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05-27-2012 22:25 by
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Sometimes your mouth is like a zipper. By the time you realize it's open, it's already embarrassed you.
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05-27-2012 22:24 by
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Why, when our heart is stolen, do we insist on returning to the scene of the crime?
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05-27-2012 22:24 by
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I can't think of one nice thing to say about you....a million maybe, but not just one.
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05-27-2012 22:23 by
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(Person:) Do you know how many calories are in that?! (Me:) Do you know how many f**ks I don't give?
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05-27-2012 22:22 by
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S.I.N.G.L.E = Sometimes It's Not Good to Love Everybody
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05-27-2012 22:20 by
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When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
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05-27-2012 22:02 by
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Gay Drive by: They pull up in a pink ford focus, Throw skittles and shout "TASTE THE RAINBOW BIT$H!"
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05-27-2012 22:01 by
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I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you logged into Myspace."
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05-27-2012 21:59 by
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Ever notice how men insult each other and don't really mean it and women compliment each other and don't really mean it?
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05-27-2012 21:57 by
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We live in a country where obesity is on the rise and skinny jeans are becoming a fad... I fear for the future.
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05-27-2012 21:56 by
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Why is "All Together" written separately, but "Separately" is written all together?
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05-27-2012 21:54 by
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That disappointing feeling you get when you unlock the black guy in temple run and realize he's not any faster.
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05-27-2012 21:52 by
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I don't care what the damn expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it.
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05-26-2012 23:22 by
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A rejected highfive is one of the biggest insults there is.
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05-26-2012 23:21 by
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Facebook's friend suggestion section should be renamed to "People you know, but probably hate."
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05-26-2012 23:20 by
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I want to quit drinking, but my momma didn't raise a quitter!
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05-26-2012 23:19 by
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Oh, you're engaged and in high school? I'm sure your marriage will last forever.
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05-26-2012 23:17 by
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Don't be sad because someone gave up on you. Feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would never give up on them.
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05-25-2012 22:00 by
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