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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
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04-16-2012 22:45 by
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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04-16-2012 22:55 by
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I have a button on my microwave that says stop time. I assume its for the timer but I don't touch it just in case.
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04-17-2012 21:03 by
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Time I spend listening to music - 54 seconds. Time I spend untangling headphones - 17 minutes
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04-17-2012 21:05 by
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There is a big difference between "friend" and "facebook friend"
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04-17-2012 21:06 by
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It's not that I need Anger Management, it's that others need Stupidity Management.
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04-17-2012 21:07 by
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Go deep throat a cactus.
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04-17-2012 21:12 by
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If your relationship status says, " It's complicated" then you're single!!!!!!
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04-18-2012 21:09 by
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Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes.
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04-18-2012 21:10 by
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Ladies, If you would simply make your Facebook profile pic a bikini shot, it would save me a lot of awkward stalking time.
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04-18-2012 21:11 by
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Facebook should invent a relationship status that says "Only when i'm drunk."
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04-18-2012 21:12 by
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Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out? ;)
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04-18-2012 21:13 by
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Accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.
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04-18-2012 21:14 by
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Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. It's about being with the person who makes you happy.
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04-18-2012 21:15 by
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I am sure that in alcohol are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and dont know how to drive.
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04-18-2012 22:27 by
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I hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home
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04-19-2012 20:58 by
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My Mom + My Dad - Condom = Greatest Person Ever
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04-19-2012 20:59 by
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Fat Chicks, if you're going to order a salad with ham, dressing, croutons, and bacon, just order a sandwich.
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04-19-2012 21:00 by
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Pretty sure I could make an entire meal with the crumbs in my keyboard.
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04-19-2012 21:01 by
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WORD OF ADVICE: The key to a lasting relationship is keeping the fights clean and the sex dirty.
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04-19-2012 21:02 by
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