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Every time I read "ROFL", I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle".
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08-06-2011 18:49
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Forgive me God, for the blessings I don't even notice
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12-13-2011 00:04
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Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much.
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03-25-2012 09:00 by
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Hearing that Jesus loves you is very nice... Unless you're in a Mexican prison.
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04-12-2012 17:14 by
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I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday
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11-26-2011 10:39
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Thank you: hard shell tacos, for surviving the factory, delivery trucks, and small food stores and then breaking the the moment I put something inside you.
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07-11-2011 13:48 by
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doesnt skinny dip...i chunky dunk
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03-30-2009 19:26 by
Fat Alec
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if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step....
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01-15-2010 14:37 by
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Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy
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09-02-2011 04:21 by
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The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actualy kill me
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10-11-2011 09:49
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Admit it....You once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble...
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11-15-2011 00:07
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I text u, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with u, ur hands r glued to ur phone....
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03-31-2010 15:48 by
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Does Facebook ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, I don't care who changed their profile picture?
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07-18-2010 19:33 by
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Post a pic of your favorite nut to help raise awareness of testicular cancer. The goal is to see nothing but nuts for the rest of the year. (
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12-05-2010 00:11 by
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You know you're addicted to Facebook when you log off your computer, leave the house, get in your car and log back on using your phone.
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12-10-2010 16:43
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Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
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01-25-2011 19:29 by
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.
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09-29-2009 23:04 by
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Immature = a word, boring people use to describe fun people
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03-08-2011 05:51
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If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
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07-11-2011 20:23 by
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I am currently putting together a workout video called "8 Year Abs"
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05-28-2011 16:40 by
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