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They say that the first sign of alcoholism is drinking alone. I have a dog, so I don't have to worry about that.
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05-30-2012 21:54 by
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50 Shades of Grey is stupid. They made the movie before the book. It's called porn... and thanks to the internet, it's free.
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05-30-2012 21:52 by
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You're too cute to be single." and you're too ugly to be flirting with me.
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05-30-2012 21:51 by
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Sleep with a girl with a spray tan? No thanks. I'll just stick my d$ck into a bag of Cheetos.
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05-30-2012 21:50 by
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Dudes who wear skinny jeans, you took the phrase "I got in her pants" the wrong way...
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05-29-2012 21:54 by
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Dear parent constantly bragging about your kid on Facebook, everybody else is rooting for your kid to fail.
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05-29-2012 21:53 by
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I've been making the same mistakes in life for so long, I should just call them traditions!
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05-29-2012 21:52 by
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Honey, why don't you take a break, you're working too hard." = "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
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05-29-2012 21:50 by
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BEST PICK UP LINE: Let´s drink Vodka until you don´t remember what I suggest next..
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05-29-2012 21:49 by
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Listen, I'm not fat ok, I'm just so sexy that it overflows.
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05-29-2012 21:48 by
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Women are like horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and they're usually wrong.
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05-29-2012 21:47 by
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I met a cute girl in the tampon section, so I asked her if I could take her out in 5 to 7 days.
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05-29-2012 21:45 by
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Why do people put their relationship status as " its complicated "?? We all know that means ur single but still doing ur ex.. why advertise that???
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05-28-2012 21:27 by
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Three words that can really really crush a mans pride. "Is it in"?
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05-28-2012 21:26 by
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Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
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05-28-2012 21:23 by
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If my love, honesty, and loyalty aren't good enough for you...the guy in line behind you would love for you to move on.
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05-28-2012 21:18 by
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I don't know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
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05-28-2012 21:17 by
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Facebook says we're 'friends' ,but trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to kick you in the teeth.
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05-28-2012 21:16 by
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Sometimes I see people and think, "Is your face supposed to be like that?"
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05-28-2012 21:15 by
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Oh, he didn't reply to your text message and it's been 2 minutes? You should probably resend that.
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05-28-2012 21:15 by
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