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$2.75 Trojans or $19.99 Huggies? You make the decision.
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06-03-2012 23:01 by
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God made us plain and simple, but we have made ourselves complicated and difficult.
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06-03-2012 10:47 by
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One loyal Girlfriend is worth more than one hundred hoes..
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06-02-2012 23:23 by
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Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption "nerddd lol" You're not a nerd, you're a w$ore who found glasses
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06-02-2012 22:31 by
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People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become God.
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06-02-2012 22:30 by
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HIGH SCHOOL made everyone either cool , uncool , bisexual , real , fake , pregnant , dropouts , alcoholics , pot heads or somewhere in jail.
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06-02-2012 22:29 by
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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06-02-2012 22:28 by
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Baby, are you Jealous? "No..." "Babe, you Jealous?" "NO!" "Baby, can I get a kiss?" "GO AND GET A KISS FROM THE H$E THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS!"
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06-02-2012 22:26 by
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It's hard to trust someone who starts each sentence with "to be honest".
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06-02-2012 14:19 by
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
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06-02-2012 13:48 by
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart everything... Where are all the smart people?
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06-01-2012 21:39 by
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My favorite condiment is sarcasm, I put it on everything.
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06-01-2012 21:38 by
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Remember when you blow back up the Capri Sun pouches and try to give them to your friend hoping that they will think it's full?
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06-01-2012 21:37 by
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Best thing = Waking up, looking in your refrigerator and seeing a pizza box.
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06-01-2012 21:37 by
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Told my son to break up with his cross-eyed girlfriend, I think she was seeing someone else.
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06-01-2012 21:36 by
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Immature: A word used by boring people to describe fun people.
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06-01-2012 21:35 by
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I don't need to watch TNT for drama, I have Facebook.
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05-31-2012 23:20 by
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Ladies, Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect.
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05-31-2012 23:15 by
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Its not you I'm rejecting Its my heart I'm protecting
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05-30-2012 23:11 by
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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else, it woulda been called a "teethbrush."
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05-30-2012 21:55 by
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