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an organ donor (see inside for details)...
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04-22-2010 19:44 by
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not bitter. I'm just unsweetened...
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04-22-2010 19:45 by
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thinks rock is dead. And paper killed it!
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04-22-2010 19:46 by
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04-22-2010 19:47 by
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I think video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives...
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04-22-2010 19:48 by
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thinks movies are ruining books since 1920.
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04-22-2010 19:49 by
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loves nerds 2² ever...
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04-22-2010 19:49 by
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Your dependence on oxygen is where our similarities end...
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04-23-2010 13:27 by
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I'm picturing you naked right now. Airbrushed, Photoshopped and digitally enhanced, but totally naked...
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04-23-2010 13:27 by
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30 minutes? I want to hear that from the pizza. Put the pizza on the phone!
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04-23-2010 13:28 by
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FYI: If someone says "I'm game," you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though...
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04-23-2010 13:29 by
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I don't even know how to spell anymore. I type the 1st half of the word and wait for auto correct to do the rest.
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04-23-2010 13:30 by
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Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
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04-23-2010 13:30 by
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Semi-colons don't get enough credit. They should be re-branded as super-commas...
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04-23-2010 13:31 by
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I told you officer, I cut the a** out of the gorilla suit because they don't sell baboon costumes. No, I don't know who crapped on your car.
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04-23-2010 13:33 by
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If crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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04-23-2010 19:03 by
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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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04-23-2010 19:03 by
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If this soo called God dwells inside of us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.
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04-23-2010 19:06 by
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tried to join a Tourette's support group but they told me to piss off.
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04-23-2010 19:30 by
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Hates girls that talk about sports (genuine bandwagoners)...
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04-23-2010 19:41 by
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