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Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.
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09-27-2010 03:52 by
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Aren't you ever tired of having yourself around??
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11-11-2010 18:06 by
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I wonder if stalking your stalker bothers them?
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12-03-2010 09:16 by
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Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
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12-03-2010 09:02 by
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I dare you to walk into the cookie factory and say "Hi I'm here to apply for the fudge packer position".
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12-10-2010 16:23 by
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You did WHAT?? With WHO?? Behind WHAT barn?? For how many COOKIES!?!?
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09-27-2010 03:51 by
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If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
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10-06-2010 17:18 by
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Don't make the same mistake your parents did...Use birth control! ;)
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10-01-2010 14:39 by
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Makeover?? Honey you need to be ran over!!
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10-12-2010 18:17 by
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Dear Mr. undercover police car, I like your 5 extra antennas. ;)
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10-25-2010 14:10 by
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just wants to be someones "Dirty little secret!"
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12-10-2010 15:53 by
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There comes a time in life when all you can do is just slap the b*tch!
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12-10-2010 15:17 by
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So tell me, how DO you keep up with all your lies?
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12-10-2010 16:45 by
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No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
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10-06-2010 17:15 by
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How come no one will ever hold my hand and skip with me in public places??
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12-07-2010 14:53 by
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Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". ;)
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10-06-2010 17:15 by
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I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
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10-06-2010 17:14 by
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Mean people suck. Nice people swallow. Great people do BOTH. ;)
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10-20-2010 13:33 by
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You and your rumors...you both get around. ;)
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10-12-2010 18:15 by
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A woman woke her husband one night and said, 'There's a burglar in the kitchen eating my home-made steak and kidney pie!' 'Oh dear: said her husband. 'Who shall I call, police or ambulance?'
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12-03-2010 08:44 by
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