BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I wish, with a passion, that I could find the strength to give you one more chance.

   I want a phone that does everything but ring.

   I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.

   There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.

   Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?

   World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter

   You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and damn move on.

   This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....

   Crying doesnt indicate that youre weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that youre alive.

   Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining.

   Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out? ;)

   I sent a text message pouring my damn heart out, and all you reply back with is "K"... B$tch you was better off not replying.

   3 reasons why I'm single… Can't date food, can't date celebs, and I can't date the internet.

   Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind

   Whenever my EX shows up in my Facebook feed, I think "I am so glad you're the one that got away."

   When I sing with my headphones in I think, "Why don't I have a record deal?!"...Then I take them out and I know why.

   Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?

   Being a virgin these days is something to be proud of; you're like a unicorn.

   The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.

   Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you.