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I'm against recycling because it makes me appear to be a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
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06-07-2012 23:03 by
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I don't need anger management -I need people to stop pissing me the hell off!!
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06-07-2012 21:57 by
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Screw it, I'm starting Friday now.
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06-07-2012 21:55 by
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Ladies, most of the time us guy are like placemats. We only show up when there's food on the table.
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06-07-2012 21:52 by
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Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.
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06-07-2012 21:51 by
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When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say "You hit like a bit$h."
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06-07-2012 21:50 by
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Dear Someone: I miss you so damn much!
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06-07-2012 13:11 by
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They say "Opposites attract" but they never tell you for how long.
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06-07-2012 13:01 by
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They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny.
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06-06-2012 23:36 by
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I bet if Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.
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06-06-2012 22:09 by
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A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours.
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06-06-2012 22:04 by
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My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
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06-05-2012 22:09 by
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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
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06-05-2012 22:08 by
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Kids today will never know the pain of the Dewey Decimal system and how to catalog library books on index cards.
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06-05-2012 22:07 by
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Remember: One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
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06-04-2012 23:33 by
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Remember guys, while your checking some other girl out, someone else is checking out your girl. Appreciate what you have, or someone else will.
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06-04-2012 22:24 by
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If you really cared you wouldn't ignore my text, neglect my feelings and forget my existence.
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06-04-2012 22:12 by
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WARNING: Unhealthy relationships may cause headaches, stress & a waste of your time. The cure for this is to be single.
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06-04-2012 21:49 by
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Becareful, the only reason some people decide to get married is just so they can start blaming someone else for their disaster of self.
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06-04-2012 14:28 by
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16 and pregnant? What about 18 and graduated ? 22 and successful?
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06-03-2012 23:02 by
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