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If you take relationship advice from Taco Bell hot sauce packets... Congrats, you have reached rock bottom.
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04-05-2012 20:43 by
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The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology...
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04-05-2012 20:49 by
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Word of Advice: No matter what city you live in, no matter where you travel, there will always be douche bags there.
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04-06-2012 22:38 by
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Best prank call ever: "Hello, Dominos?"... "Yes, how may I help you?"... "What's the number to call Pizza Hut?"
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04-06-2012 22:39 by
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For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
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04-06-2012 22:41 by
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It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.
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04-06-2012 22:42 by
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My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom.
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04-06-2012 22:43 by
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x² + why +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 TRUST ME, You need this in life.
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04-07-2012 22:35 by
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Sometimes you just have to be straight up with people or they will expect you to bend over backwards.
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04-07-2012 23:09 by
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Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it.
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04-08-2012 21:34 by
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I would slap you but that would be animal abuse
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04-08-2012 21:35 by
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That moment when you are so drunk that you swerve to miss a tree but then you realize its just an air freshener hanging in your car.
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04-08-2012 21:36 by
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The only people who truly know your story, are the ones that helped you write it.
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04-08-2012 21:46 by
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One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark
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04-09-2012 21:13 by
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I would switch cell-phone providers if one had an "unsend my drunk text" option.
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04-09-2012 21:17 by
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My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
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04-09-2012 21:18 by
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I love finding money in my pockets after a night of drinking. It's like a gift to sober me…from drunk me.
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04-09-2012 21:19 by
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A young boy said to his mother, 'How old were you when I was born?' His mother replied, '23.' 'Wow, that's a lot of time we missed spending together.'
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04-09-2012 21:32 by
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Dear young girls losing their virginity... if you're age is on the clock, you're too young for the coc$.
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04-09-2012 22:09 by
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Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. - I'm out bitc$es
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04-10-2012 21:09 by
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