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Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not.
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06-11-2012 22:02 by
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Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?
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06-11-2012 22:01 by
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You're never too old to become younger.
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06-11-2012 14:31 by
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All successful people have had plans that failed, but none have ever failed to plan.
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06-10-2012 22:18 by
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A little thumb-dance when you don't know how to reply to a text
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06-10-2012 22:15 by
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Be with the one who will get your panties wet not your eyes.
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06-10-2012 22:15 by
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Having a dog as a friend better than having a friend as a dog ....
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06-10-2012 22:13 by
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Happy Saturday!!! May the only work you do be piecing together last night's drunk texts.
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06-09-2012 22:32 by
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I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans.
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06-09-2012 22:31 by
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oh hey Sobriety! no thanks, it's Saturday! Maybe you'll have better luck on Monday...
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06-09-2012 22:30 by
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Sometimes when your sad, no one cares. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees. Sometimes when you leave no one notices. But fart just one time.
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06-09-2012 22:30 by
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Men cheat the most, women cheat the best.
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06-09-2012 22:29 by
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I think I had my zipper down when I slapped my girlfriend at Walmart. I could hear people murmuring,"OMG what a d$ck!"
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06-09-2012 22:28 by
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I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back...
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06-09-2012 22:27 by
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I've never smoked Hookah, but I've been told it tastes exactly like not getting laid.
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06-09-2012 22:27 by
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I used to have faith in humanity...then I stepped into Wal-Mart.
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06-09-2012 22:26 by
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Someone needs to uninvent the internet so I can start getting some s$it done.
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06-08-2012 22:01 by
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Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fu$king me.
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06-08-2012 22:00 by
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Sorry, I'm really bad at returning calls and texts." = "Um yeah, I just don't want to talk to you."
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06-08-2012 21:57 by
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Emotionally: I'm done. Mentally: I'm drained. Spiritually: I'm dead. Physically: I smile.
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06-07-2012 23:04 by
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