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Sleep + social life = Bad grades. Good grades + sleep = No social life. Good grades + social life = No sleep.
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03-30-2012 21:42 by
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At a Birthday Party, I dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
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03-30-2012 21:43 by
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When I'm a millionare, I'm hiring someone whose only job is to stand at the top of a stairwell and high-five me when I get to the top.
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03-30-2012 21:45 by
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Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round.
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04-01-2012 22:11 by
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The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard"
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04-01-2012 22:14 by
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When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents.
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04-01-2012 23:44 by
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I saw a piece of s$it on the ground yesterday. It reminded me of you.
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04-02-2012 21:00 by
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I will rip my teeth out removing a price tag off a new shirt before I look for scissors.
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04-02-2012 21:01 by
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Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
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04-02-2012 21:04 by
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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04-02-2012 22:54 by
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I only have a home phone so I can find my cell phone.
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04-03-2012 21:31 by
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My favorite machine at the gym is the exit door.
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04-03-2012 21:32 by
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I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher.
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04-03-2012 21:38 by
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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I can only hope that they split us up by music genre.
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04-04-2012 20:20 by
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That annoying moment when you're waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person.
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04-04-2012 20:22 by
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The best part of being single is that you always get to be right.
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04-04-2012 21:24 by
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“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”
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04-04-2012 21:50 by
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“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”
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04-04-2012 21:56 by
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
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04-04-2012 21:59 by
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I wouldn't consider myself Single, more like I'm in a relationship with Freedom!
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04-05-2012 20:43 by
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