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Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society
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06-14-2012 22:12 by
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Free samples shouldn't be limited to grocery stores...How can I be sure this Fifth of Scotch is worth the $10 without a quick chug?!?
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06-14-2012 22:11 by
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You say: "I now pronounce you man and wife". I hear: "FINISH HIM!!" (Mortal Combat music blasting)
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06-14-2012 22:11 by
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Facebook needs a "Meh" button.
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06-14-2012 22:10 by
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If you're not in love right now, you're wasting valuable time!
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06-14-2012 10:42 by
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Some girls are like community colleges... Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in.
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06-13-2012 22:43 by
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I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that.
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06-13-2012 22:41 by
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Never judge a book by its cover, UNLESS the word Twilight is written on it... then you know it's s$it.
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06-13-2012 22:31 by
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Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit back down. Can't face me? Turn around.
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06-13-2012 22:29 by
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Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls.
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06-12-2012 22:11 by
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If I've learned anything from listening to world news, it's that the world is full of countries I've never even heard of.
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06-12-2012 22:09 by
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Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are.
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06-12-2012 22:08 by
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Boy: "You're like summer." Girl: "Awww hot?" Boy: "Nope, no class."
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06-12-2012 01:16 by
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Why is Monday still a thing?
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06-11-2012 22:10 by
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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.
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06-11-2012 22:09 by
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I heard that Google Searches stay on your hard drive forever...that means my laptop will never be for sale.
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06-11-2012 22:08 by
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Don't call me " bae " " baby " " babe " or " love " unless I'm the ONLY ONE you're calling that.
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06-11-2012 22:06 by
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Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called "talking"
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06-11-2012 22:05 by
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I've always wanted to know how long "forever" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks.
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06-11-2012 22:04 by
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Pure laziness = when your computer asks you "the file asfslkddjf already exist, would you like to replace it?"
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06-11-2012 22:03 by
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