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I prefer my kale with a silent "K"
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08-04-2017 17:56 by
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I just saw a digital radio going for super cheap on EBay because it's stuck on full volume. Can't turn that down!
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08-04-2017 21:12 by
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If I ever get stranded on a Dessert Island, I hope it’s a Cherry Cheesecake.
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08-05-2017 06:48
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keep you attitude inside your underwear it will be useful for your upcoming generation
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08-05-2017 07:07
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Babies are participation trophies for men.
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08-05-2017 11:25 by
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"Rear facing, pedal activated photon cannon" sounds much more badass than "brake lights"
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08-05-2017 13:01 by
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
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08-05-2017 13:46
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I was just cursing the bag boy at the grocery store for leaving out my Reece's cups and then I remembered I used self-checkout.
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08-05-2017 14:50
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When I was a kid we rode our bikes without helmets and nothing's wrong with us. And you know what else? When I was a kid we rode our bikes without helmets and nothing's wrong with us.
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08-06-2017 07:26
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For the most intelligent species on this planet, how did we end up with 5 Sharknado movies? Seriously?
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08-06-2017 13:16
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I think my cat is a Scientologist.
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08-06-2017 13:47 by
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I believe it is important to be an organ donor, which is why I am willing to donate my second chin to anyone missing a chin.
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08-06-2017 13:50 by
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I'm we had to wait 3 years for a new movie to be released on VHS years old.
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08-06-2017 14:05 by
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OJ Simpson will be using Tinder when he gets out of prison. He will have to decide if he wants to slash left, or slash right
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08-06-2017 19:23
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the percentage of people who "tell you what they want, what they really really want" has dropped drastically since 1996
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08-06-2017 20:11 by
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If my wife finds out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she'd hit the roof.
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08-06-2017 21:22
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To err is hunam!!
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08-07-2017 04:50 by
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One doesn't know, what they don't know, untill they don't know it.
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08-07-2017 05:47
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I like the POTUS. Then again. Anything that has pot in I like.
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08-07-2017 06:36
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Labor pain: Is when the foreman on the job sight is watching you work.
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