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That weird moment when you're at a friend's house and they're getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog....
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02-19-2016 18:16
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I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
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02-24-2016 03:35
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I could be wrong but I think Kanye West is on the verge of having a Britney 2007 meltdown.
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02-24-2016 03:42
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I have alot of good personality traits,,,,, I just don't happen to have them on me at the moment.
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02-26-2016 23:14 by
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This is your captain speaking,,, Please fasten your seat belts,,, The Boeing 737 in the gate beside us looks like it wants to race.
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03-11-2016 19:32 by
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
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04-15-2016 05:16
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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”
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05-02-2016 06:36
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Alex, I'll take 'same sh*t, different day' for $800.00, please.
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05-03-2016 10:43
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Tips on How to fall down the stairs.....Step 1, then Step 2... Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Finally the Floor
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06-06-2016 00:39 by
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I am not narcissistic. I just wonder how all of this pertains to me....
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06-07-2016 06:10
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My ex called to say that she hates me and wished I was dead, also to ask if I needed anything from the liquor store.
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06-11-2016 12:49 by
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The most shocking thing about Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) violating his parole by testing positive for oxycodone is that he can afford oxycodone.
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06-14-2016 18:03
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come from a long line of people who ruin things.
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06-10-2015 13:55
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I sensed she was starting to pull away when she changed the locks to the house.
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09-30-2015 13:47 by
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Administrative Professionals Day is the best way to find out who doesn't know they're an administrative professional.
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04-23-2014 20:18
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Complicate your life by telling people how you really feel.
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04-30-2014 01:21
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Its pretty cool how when you ask yoursefl, "What's the worst that can happen?" Life stops what its doing as is like, "Here, let me show you"
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05-08-2015 09:18
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There are now online dating sites for seniors... I bet that "forgot password?" button is gonna get used a lot.
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07-05-2012 21:11 by
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Dear Bad Luck ….. Let's break up.
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09-11-2012 16:12
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Women: the only problem I don't mind "wrestling" with.
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09-19-2012 21:22 by
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