Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with the police then setting them free was probably a bad idea.

   "Let's have a march to show our hate and give speeches about love!" Women

   Why does everybody call it a "hot water heater?" It's really a cold water heater.

   Hi Honey, Can you pick up a six pack of bud, and a taco Bill on your way back from the March....ry

   Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!

   Womens March was the largest gathering of people with disabilities in US history.

   Judging people by their race and sex is wrong. I wish you priveledged white men would get that!

   The real women's march takes place in New England when the Patriots take the field.

   It's not the hundreds of thousands of women that marched yesterday that impresses me... It's the hundreds of thousands of men at home, by themselves, who had to go without sandwiches the whole time... They're the real heroes!

   Hell hath no fury like a woman who didn't get an answer to the question you didn't hear her ask from upstairs

   Ok ladies, you've had your protest in Washington DC, enough, now get back to work, cleaning and cooking.

   Inauguration Day 2017 Gas $2.29 Dow 19,819 NASDAQ 5560.7 Unemployment 4.7% Posting this so it will come up in my memories in 2020.

   There's much better things in life than alcohol but alcohol compensates for not getting them.

   Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.

   New England Patriots haters be like "I refuse to accept the results of the AFC Championship game. Tomorrow I'll be protesting, picketing, looting, rioting, and forming support groups. #NotMySuperBowl "

   There are only two things in this world that smell like fish. One of them is fish.

   The packers were in it right up until the end of the national anthem.

   Learn from your mistakes? It is far better to observe the stupidity of other people and learn from that.

   This is how my week goes: moooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....

   I feel an originality rush coming on. Think I'll make a dog face on Snapchat.