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I guess it's time to go to the grocery store. A mouse hung himself in the fridge with a note saying "Sorry,can't live like this anymore".
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10-10-2010 23:18 by
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Oh Crap!! It's been over 4 hours. Someone call a doctor!!
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10-10-2010 23:17 by
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
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10-10-2010 23:15 by
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Forecast tonight: Dark
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10-10-2010 23:09 by
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thinks that the mother and father bear from Goldilocks and the 3 bears had some relationship issues as evident from the fact that they had separate beds!
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10-10-2010 22:36 by
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The voices in my head have switched to sign language just to mess with me.
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10-10-2010 22:23
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Party like you will never be invited to another!
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10-10-2010 22:12 by
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thinks Facebook needs to add "imaginary" and "in denial" to the choices for relationship status...smh
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10-10-2010 22:12 by
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Dear 3rd stall over, flushing the toilet does not disguise explosive diarrhea. Thought you should know.
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10-10-2010 22:12 by
Marshall the Great
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The worst feeling isn't being lonely. It's being forgotten by someone you'd never forget.
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10-10-2010 22:07 by
Marshall the Great
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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10-10-2010 22:07 by
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I am rotating the tire on my unicycle!
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10-10-2010 22:02 by
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People need to realize that they cant control wether or not their partner cheats on them.
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10-10-2010 21:33 by
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i dont know why but you must confuse me with someone who cares...
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10-10-2010 21:06
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People like YOU, are the reason why people like ME, need MEDICATION
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10-10-2010 21:05
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I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.
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10-10-2010 21:02 by
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I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
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10-10-2010 21:01 by
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Mmmm, plumpkins..
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10-10-2010 20:58 by
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I command you to read my status.......Thanks!
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10-10-2010 20:07
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You're not ugly, your simply hard to look at...that's ALL!!
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10-10-2010 19:38 by
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