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Damn! Why did Friday the 13th have to be today...it's only the middle of the week! 
wondering why, if midnight snacks are banned, why is there a light in the fridge?
God Bless the Chilian miners and there familes for going through tough times!!
treat everyone as you would like to be treated... except in bed, "that" could be illegal in some countries or religions!
whilst watching england tonight I have come to the conclusion that peter crouch and wayne rooney couldn't score with a prost........oh wait
was wondering why, after 68 days, none of those pulled from the mine in Chile had any facial hair. Then I remembered why....... they are only miners
I just met a very nice man who said he loves children. Then I found out he was on parole for it.
Next up the mine is the only non-Chilean miner in the group... They should have saved him for last.
Why do I have to cry every time a miner comes out?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog. (^_*)
Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
The 1960's were when hallucinogenic drugs were really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like The Flying Nun.
California is a nice place to live - if you happen to be an Orange.
I'm surprised there isn't a "ABC's Rockin' Chilean Miners Rescue Special" hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
yo' momma's so poor, the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white
The World Much Easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were still a FRUIT..:D
Saw a picture of me at the costume store. Unfortunately its called the lonely, horny and drunk costume
Dear God, it's me again. Can you bring the toolbox? My life needs fixing.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on..
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