Funny Status Message #33891

Very true, laudable and sincere, but I think you've come to the wrong site, This is for "f-u-n-n-y" messages.....

Don't listen to Rounders. I'm pretty sure he's just an idiot that's been banned from posting statuses being that he doesn't post anything. So... what would an idiot do next? Of course, make comments to criticize other people on their submission. You really put some stupid crap on the comments dude. I mean c'mon, try to find a little bit of sense to move on with your life! You are like the flea that keeps itching my dog's nutsack.

....and that's not funny either....(and how do you know about the flea near your dog's genitalia ? Struggling to find a human partner are we ?)

You damn right there ain't nothing funny about you. I see you as a flea, and I'm the big DOG. I scratch you off my balls with my motherfk'n paws, you aggravating bastard.

You're the big DOG ?! Listen to Billy Big-Time here !! If you've got fleas round your sack perhaps you should take more showers - typical fat sweaty Yank....

I guess you don't see an analogy when you see one you stupid idiot. People want you gone, and I'm here to make that happen. Round Up kills everything, and I'm going to round your irritating ass up in duct tape and ship you to Mexico.

Round Up Killer - you're less than intimidating but I will happily go to Mexico to escape your fat sweaty round gut.

My gut tells me you already don't like me. I'm just now getting warmed up. You ain't going to be an asshole and put stupid messages on everything you see. It's time for you to take the train.

You're right Fatty - I don't like you - and it doesn't take your fat gut to tell you that. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it. Kindly stop pretending you are Mr Hard Man - anybody can do that behind the safety of their keyboard. Getting warmed up ? Have you turned the oven on Fatty ?