Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I feel a disturbance in the Force. RIP Carrie Fisher.

   My girl has the crabs, I suggested fishnet stockings.

   I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough.

   You go to the refrigerator to see if something is appealing and later on you return to see if anything is appealing as if something magically appeared. Same as checking Facebook throughout the day- the same ol' over and over.

   PRO TIP : EX-LAX AND SLEEPING PILLS DON'T MIX

   there a way I can trade Kanye West, the Kardasians, and the Jersey Shore cast for one of the "Good ones" that died in 2016? Would throw Kathy Griffin in if it helps.

   Apparently my snoring is louder than my cars sound system .

   When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

   The man who discovered copper died penniless

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Kanye too!

   So 2016 Took a Prince and a Princess...Damn

   I heard George's friends tried to wake him up before they had to GoGo, but apparent he was suffering from a fatal case of the Jitterbug. ... too soon?

   Apparently there are some "Careless Whispers" about how George Michaels passed away. .... Still too soon?

   Sierra, Echo, November, Delta. November, Uniform, Delta, Echo, Sierra

   Carrie Fisher was found unconscious by a relative,who tried to revive her with chest compressions. Unfortunately, the force wasn't strong enough.

   I wish I loved anything as much as Santa loves rich kids.

   If you can't handle me at my drunk,...join the crowd.

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Hillary too..

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take JCGJ too..

   Why is it friggen up if you put in a twitter neam