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Wow..Thought I just seen a cool bass boat next to me, turns out to be a 64 Impala!
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10-14-2010 00:11 by
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pretending he is driving on a dirt road in Hazzard county..Yee-Hawww!
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10-13-2010 23:55 by
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Schizophrenia- Me against all of me.
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10-13-2010 23:49
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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10-13-2010 23:48
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Iphone has just patented anti sexting software..brett favre your going to want to get a DROID
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10-13-2010 23:34 by
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Hates it when I can't tell if it's a man or woman smiling at me. I don't know whether to smile back or run!!
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10-13-2010 23:14
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looking at the NFL schedule, the NFL needs to change who plays the Thanksgiving game. It should be Patriots vs. Redskins in Washington. Then, after the game, the Patriots kill the Redskins and take their stadium away from them...
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10-13-2010 22:23
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everyone was clapping for me when I got off the plane...I bet those military guys behind me were jealous.
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10-13-2010 22:20 by
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The only people who complain about FB having to much drama...is the people who just got caught doing something they wasnt supposed to be doing
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10-13-2010 22:20
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I life without mistakes, is a life full of mistakes!
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10-13-2010 22:15
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I quit wishing after I fell down the well.
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10-13-2010 22:14
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A save electricity sign: "Don't you hate it when someone turns you on, and then just leaves?"
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10-13-2010 21:55 by
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What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull
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10-13-2010 21:54 by
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Ever sneeze so hard that it started raining
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10-13-2010 21:52 by
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Another day of saying stuff I don't mean and thinking stuff I don't say.
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10-13-2010 21:50 by
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Muggers accept all major credit cards.
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10-13-2010 21:50 by
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I will always forgive you, I only want you to realize what you have done wrong.
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10-13-2010 21:45 by
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Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...
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10-13-2010 21:43 by
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I wrote something about drugs and my mom "liked" it!
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10-13-2010 21:39
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just made a Peanut Butter sandwich with some cashews. It was nuts
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