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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already
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11-24-2016 06:38
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if you burn the turkey, just tell the family they're eating blackbird
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11-24-2016 06:41 by
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When Thanksgiving is over, you have my permission to listen to Christmas music.
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11-24-2016 06:53
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it normal to delete Facebook friends on their birthdays
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11-24-2016 07:43
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Watching the Macy's Thanskgiving Day Parade. It's not a parade, it's a 3 hour ad for Broadway plays. Where's the Bullwinkle float!???
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11-24-2016 09:38 by
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Theres a really good chance I'm gonna touch some breast today.
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11-24-2016 11:03
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Black Friday used to only be Robinson Crusoe's pal!
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11-24-2016 16:13
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If life gives you melons... get a good sports bra.
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11-24-2016 16:52
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If you do good deeds and post them on facebook, they're not good deeds anymore, they're self promotion .
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11-24-2016 17:34
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You know your girlfriend is getting fat when she fits in your wifes clothes !
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11-24-2016 17:39
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All this spending on Black Friday! Y'all better pay that electric bill first, or next Friday will be Black Friday too
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11-24-2016 18:31
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My wife and girlfriend met, they don't need me anymore ;)
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11-24-2016 18:54
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It's officially the holiday season, bah hum bug. . .
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11-24-2016 19:16 by
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If someone steals your identity, you should have every right to kill them. What are they gonna do, arrest you for suicide?
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11-25-2016 05:55
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Leaving the house with 50% battery on your phone is almost as bad as leaving without your wallet.
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11-25-2016 05:55
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How come documentary makers can find drug makers and hitmen to interview but the police can’t find them?
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11-25-2016 05:56
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later is the best time to do anything
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11-25-2016 05:56
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Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
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11-25-2016 05:56
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Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha temperature
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11-25-2016 05:57
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silly true fact :'a woman is more responsive to romance when her stomach is full.'
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