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If I'm ever arrested..my 1 call will be to the police station to tell them about a bomb scare. No way I'm staying there.
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11-23-2016 08:06
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I know this is short notice, but does anyone have a bear costume I can borrow to scare the people camped outside Best Buy for Black Friday?
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11-23-2016 11:44 by
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That moment when you go to hit the "Like" button and it turns to a heart and you're like "Whoa whoa whoa, I don't like it that much."
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11-23-2016 14:47
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Shut the F**k up, eat your turkey and just be thankful!
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11-23-2016 17:54
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My great grandfather is gone out drinking. He's celebrating finally paying off his student loan .
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11-23-2016 18:30
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"What do we want?"... "Hearing aids."... "When do we want them?".... "Hearing aids."
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11-23-2016 19:10 by
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I just got back from a cannibal Thanksgiving get together. ..... I had a ball.
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11-23-2016 19:13 by
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Oh and BTW, ,, Why haven't Pig Pen's parents been visited by child services yet?
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11-23-2016 19:15 by
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Hillary Guitar: Shrill tone, difficult to find input jack, available in Benghazi Blood, Millenial Snowflake White, or Jumpsuit Jail Orange finish.
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11-23-2016 19:28 by
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For all you #single people: Time to start thawing the #Thanksgiving hot dogs
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11-23-2016 20:52 by
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I just got back from a cannibal Thanksgiving get together. ..... I filled up on redhead again, didn't have room for Blonde tart .
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11-23-2016 23:03
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If you have enough cats you don't even need a blanket.
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11-24-2016 00:30
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"I don't celebrate thanksgiving because it's a story of murder....." well, if this is murder, it sure is delicious......please pass the yams.....
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11-24-2016 00:50
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The relationship between a husband and wife is psychological ..... One is Psycho and the other is Logical!
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11-24-2016 01:20
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I wonder how many Turkeys the President will Pardon this year?
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11-24-2016 01:32
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My first crush was in kindergarten. I instantly knew I was doomed when she colored Neatly and Perfectly inside every line with a smug, superior smile
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11-24-2016 03:17
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I got up this morning and decided to put on my favorite Fat jeans only to realize they have become just another pair of my skinny jeans
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11-24-2016 03:17
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Marriage Is Like A Deck of cards, In the beginning all you need is a Two Hearts and a Diamond, As it Progresses You Wish You Had A Club and A Spade
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11-24-2016 03:20
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With great power comes a great Electricity bill
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11-24-2016 03:20
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They should put bumpers on the roads when women are driving like they do for kids at bowling alleys
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