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...little boy writes to Santa: please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: ok, send me your mother.
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10-26-2010 11:30 by
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Only 9,000 more lies until Election Day.
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10-26-2010 11:28 by
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I don't get mad, don't throw temper tantrums and I don't hold grudges..I am a very mature girl....but YOU are not allowed in my treehouse anymore!!!
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10-26-2010 11:28 by
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A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.
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10-26-2010 11:04 by
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The next time someone annoys you so much you just wanna slap them… Do it and say, “Mosquito” and quickly walk away.
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10-26-2010 11:01 by
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...the monkey's out of the bottle, man.
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10-26-2010 10:47 by
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It's called FACEBOOK, not OPENBOOK. You can keep somethings to yourself.....
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10-26-2010 09:44 by
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Expect the best, Prepare for the worst.
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10-26-2010 09:43
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I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
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10-26-2010 09:43
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ALL UR LIES you SAID, ' I love U' WAS MY FAVOURITE
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10-26-2010 09:42
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the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.
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10-26-2010 09:38
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at the Library waiting for the opportune moment to fire my air horn
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10-26-2010 08:29
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RIP Paul The Psychic Octopus... I wonder if he saw that one coming?
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10-26-2010 08:11 by
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R.I.P Paul The Psychic Octopus... Coming to a Sushi bar near you!
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10-26-2010 08:08 by
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Candy corn that has the chocolate bottom is an insult to Halloween and America.
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10-26-2010 08:08
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If you're not with me, you're against me!! And, if you're against me...well, hello there!! ;)
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10-26-2010 03:52 by
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thought Brett Farve was done throwing TD passes to Greenbay Packers....does last nights touchdowns count towards his Packer stats?
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10-26-2010 01:40 by
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Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
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10-26-2010 00:42 by
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Dear lady with 4 screaming children at the supermarket.. I would like to either discipline your children or slap you in the face for not learning to control them..
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10-25-2010 23:58 by
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Born to shop, not to mop.
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10-25-2010 22:48 by
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