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   messageicon HA ... According to the Democr@ts and the DNC those so called "Russian Hackers" were much better than we thought!! Apparently they were actually able to hack Hillary's emails from the NSA, Put them on Huma's laptop and then pin it on Mr. Weiner.
←Rate | 10-30-2016 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon " I have known @nthony Weiner for a long long time and consider him a very good friend, His sudden impending suspicious suicide will take a serious toll on all of us." ----- Hillary Clinton
←Rate | 10-30-2016 22:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people dressed like witches, strippers and hobos show up at my front door it must be Halloween because my family reunion was in July.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 05:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone has to lie, cheat and steal to get your vote, they're not the leader you're looking for.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 07:07 by pimpjuice Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'll be glad when this election is over so I can stop making posts that put me on Hillary's hit-list.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to laugh so hard at all the Hillary haters sucking on it on Nov. 9th. Open wide, and insert Anthony Weiner.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 11:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Election 2016. The real American Horror Story.....
←Rate | 10-31-2016 13:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be dressed up tonight as a dad who sends his kids house to house to beg for handouts while eating their candy in the street like a hobo zombie.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 14:05 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just in. Anthony Weiner sends apology sext to entire Clinton campaign.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 15:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I won't be celebrating Halloween today. You know... where you dress up, pretend to be someone you're not, sing creepy songs about drinking blood, and invite a Spirit to meet you in the haunted house. Sounds too much like church to me.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 17:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When it's late and I can't sleep,,, I curl up with a good book and bang it on my head until I'm unconscious.
←Rate | 10-31-2016 19:59 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a single treat or treater walked behind my building and up 38 steps to my apartment....oh well, I guess that's 6 more cans of cream of mushroom soup for me!
←Rate | 10-31-2016 20:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One candidate won't release their tax returns, received campaign donations from Russia, facing cases for rape and fraud, bragged by sexual assault. The other is scrutinized by their emails...
←Rate | 11-01-2016 01:06 Comments (3)  


   messageicon can we all agree if you're old enough to get a job and buy candy, you can't trick or treat anymore?
←Rate | 11-01-2016 05:57 by unknown comic Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me on a first date: How many FBI investigations does it take for people to realize she's a SCUMBAG. Her: . . .
←Rate | 11-01-2016 07:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon American media be like: "This just in... Russia dumps a load of manure at DNC Headquarters"
←Rate | 11-01-2016 07:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taco Bell is doing a promotion where if a player steals a base in the World Series,,, everyone in America would get a free Doritos Locos Taco.. Which is a great way for both players and fans to have lots of runs.
←Rate | 11-01-2016 07:39 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill.
←Rate | 11-01-2016 07:45 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was refreshing to see FB lit up with pics of your Halloween celebrations. Now it's back to your political rambling BS. Not to mention the soon to flood my timeline with your holiday BS.
←Rate | 11-01-2016 07:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just microwaved a Hot Pocket all the way through on the 1st try,,, So I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone needs anything.
←Rate | 11-01-2016 07:47 by snotty Comments (0)  



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