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Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues... 
happy Diwali ...the festival of lights (India)
I wonder if Halloween is like a night off for prostitutes, since so many women are dressed like that, who can tell who's the real deal?
My girlfriend got f**ked by a clown before we dated. So I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Creaming my candy corn this year so if you stop by to trick or treat, bring a bowl.
My grandpa used to say "The best cure for a broken heart is a piping hot bowl of mom's homemade chicken soup. And a hooker."
Charlie Sheen stole Brett Favre's cell phone.
If your feeling like Charlie Sheen, go and brush your shoulders off
If I have to pass a drug test to work my ass off, you should have to pass one to get welfare!!!
wants a dirty picture of you so I can add it to my Xmas wishlist to send to Santa
: It's Halloween. Let's see how many women in costumes I mistake for prostitutes...
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat. The government hates competition!
Making use of that ''YOU AND so an so'' button. I think It's fun commenting on a status my friend updated last year. That's a good one facebook.
decided to go on a long holiday to couldntgiveafuckistan!!!!!!!!!!
There are no winners in life... only survivors.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you've got them.
Halloween isn't really that different than any other day... everyone's still pretending to be someone or something their not.
It must be impossible to stand out as a prostitute working on Halloween.
Roses are red. Bullets have lead. Take me back. Or get shot in the head.
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