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X Creaming my candy corn this year so if you stop by to trick or treat, bring a bowl.
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# 153932 This year, I'm takin' candy from kids who have the most, to give to the kids too lazy to trick-or-treat themselves. Happy Obamaween. Merica.
# 76630 Due to the failing economy, trick or treaters will be ID this year. I will be giving out candy to the ages of 6 to 9 years of age. Parents with infants, we know the child can't eat candy due to the lack of teeth. Get your own damn candy thanks.
# 172232 can we all agree if you're old enough to get a job and buy candy, you can't trick or treat anymore?

←Rate | 10-31-2010 00:30 by Jay Walker | Tags: Approved

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