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I like the way your medication thinks.
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After it was announced that 29 people were Injured in the NY Bombing, Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson was Thankful that ‘Nobody Got Hurt’
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09-19-2016 14:49
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Gary Glitter failed his driving test...he did too many minors.
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09-19-2016 20:31 by
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Hillary isn't the first woman to say I'm deplorable, and probably won't be the last
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09-19-2016 21:19 by
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Today concerns where raised when a glory hole was found in a public toilet. Immediately the Police were called and they are now looking into it.
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09-19-2016 23:01 by
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89% of all marriages is spent spooning your wife on the off chance she'll say "okay".
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09-20-2016 00:39
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Did you know, if you hold an empty bottle of Yellow Tail Chardonnay to your ear you can hear a soccer mom complaining that she didn't get her ranch dressing.
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09-20-2016 00:40
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Whoever said you don't know what you have until it's gone was definitely talking about toilet paper.
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09-20-2016 00:41
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"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ONNNN?!?!" -Every horse being ridden during a civil war reenactment
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09-20-2016 00:42
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Wow....iPhone 7 is making odd hissing sounds. Tech experts say sounds are caused by electromagnetic effects, while I think it's just Siri farting.
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09-20-2016 00:43
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If you said “all of my music is in the cloud” in the 1960s, it was due to mushrooms, not Apple.
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09-20-2016 00:44
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Hooters has a shuttle service that will take you to sporting events. It’s called Boober.
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09-20-2016 00:46
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I'm in the checkout isle and the guy behind me is smirking. What I'm buying: Hamster food, prunes, Vaseline and toilet paper. So I mouth 11pm?
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09-20-2016 00:47
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You never see Corey Feldman and Skrillex at the same place at the same time.
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09-20-2016 00:49
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BREAKING: Jimmy Hoffa found buried with Corey Feldman's career. Location: Unknown.
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09-20-2016 00:50
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If you think the electoral college is the university where the election graduated from, you probably shouldn't vote.
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09-20-2016 00:51
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To me everyday is Talk Like A Pirate Day and that's why I'm in between jobs right now.
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09-20-2016 00:52
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My First Question In Hell: What do you mean there's no ketchup and no ice water?
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09-20-2016 00:53
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Coolio arrested at LAX after a loaded gun was found in a carry-on bag. But what else do you bring on holiday to a gangsta's paradise?
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09-20-2016 00:54
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The biggest lie I tell myself is 'No need to write that down. I'll remember it.'
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09-20-2016 06:50
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