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Which room did Willy wonka get sent too??
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08-30-2016 12:54
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Charlie Bucket: It's about time, Wilder. Now do I get the factory?
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08-30-2016 14:19 by
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Jimmy Fallon is boring.
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08-30-2016 14:30
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The only thing more creepy than getting poked by your cousin on facebook, is when you and that cousin are both males.
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08-30-2016 14:34 by
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Listen,,, If you're not writing letters to random male prisoners,, you're really not "trying everything" to find a man.
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08-30-2016 14:58 by
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TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight... Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest?
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08-30-2016 15:04 by
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The NFL is becoming about American as beating a pinata
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08-30-2016 15:06
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I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again.
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08-30-2016 15:09
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America should have its own moon.
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08-30-2016 15:11
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Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers.
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08-30-2016 15:12
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Critiquing what local business owners do with their hands on 30 second spots since 1984.
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08-30-2016 15:13
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To whoever has my voodoo doll, can you stop making me stare at my phone all day? This isn't funny. I just want to live life again.
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08-30-2016 15:13
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Wow, watching the People in the Commercial Rock Climb, Scuba Dive & Live Life to the Fullest ............... makes me Wish I had Genital Herpes too.
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08-30-2016 15:15
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Still doubt Bernie Sanders will ever get elected for president in 2016. But his coleslaw and boneless wings get my vote every time.
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08-30-2016 15:17
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No, it isn't Maybelline. It's chocolate pudding.
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08-30-2016 15:19
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Should be working but instead thinking how I could smuggle a tennis ball cannon into the Westminster Dog Show.
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08-30-2016 15:20
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Perhaps it's best that Jack went crazy in The Shining because if he took that book to a publisher, boy that would've been embarrassing.
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08-30-2016 15:21
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A breakaway cop uniform might be a bit tacky but I think I could pull it off.
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08-30-2016 15:22
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If you have sex with someone who likes to be choked, what's the polite amount of time to wait before initiating CPR?
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08-30-2016 15:23
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Are we scraping you off the floor or the ceiling today?
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