Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
Finally joined Tinder 'cause I've always wanted to date a white girl named Jazz. 
Ex-Congressman Weiner embroiled in new sexting scandal. Weiner at it again.
I hope Hillary can unite our country and bring dignity back to....oh, never mind.
A 6-year old just shook her head at me in disgust as I stole Splenda from Starbucks. Everyone have a great week and keep chasing your dreams.
Immediately recognized a porn star wearing a hat and no makeup at the gym today for anyone wondering if I've had sex this year.
Budweiser changing its name to "America" is a really creative way of telling employees they're moving the brewery to China.
It's not that hard to figure out a woman.,, just leave her alone when she wants you to,,, Woah woah woah, not that much..... Ok, now she's mad
Why do I do this?... Cuz,, Laughter is an instant vacation
rip willy wonka
GOOD DAY SIR !!!... And thank you for the "World of pure imagination"... r.i.p.
Traitor Joe: Hmmm,, how can I regain people's trust AND sell groceries at the same time?
[Ship Sinking] Captain:We're short on boats, so women & children first... *Guy rubs chin *coughs* I identify as a woman.... Men echo:I'm a woman too!
Yes Comrade,, In America, No one owns a smartphone, the smartphone owns you.
I'm going to eat a chocolate bar today in memory of Gene Wilder. And tomorrow. And the next day. I actually have been doing this for weeks.
We are on the verge of cloning people but can't figure out how to harvest pumpkins year round for pumpkin spice.
someone stole my mood ring....and I'm just not sure how I feel about that
RIP Gene. You made people laugh even when you had no lines to speak. Your face was so expressive.
RIP Gene Wilder, everyone loved Willy Wonka, the only movie most people think you ever did....
My wife is so high-maintenance that even the bags under her eyes are Prada.
I think Willy wonka choked on an everlasting gobstopper
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
