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.... Hey .... On a positive note .... We DID go 224 years without having a president this terrible!
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me: "I WISH I NEVER HAD TO SEE ANOTHER FACEBOOK POST ABOUT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!"......... election: WATCH THIS
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08-10-2016 17:51 by
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.. Turns out it's true that Malia Obama was smoking a joint .... But so what? .... What's the big deal ... Her father does it too.
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08-10-2016 18:07
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Todays Olympic sport - Ping Pong. Up next - Wii Bowling
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08-10-2016 21:05
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shhh, please, shhh
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08-10-2016 21:58
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According to Facebook, Jaden Smith has committed suicide 11 times in the last week.
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08-11-2016 00:14
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This presidential election is class warfare -- that is, a war between those who paid attention in class and those who did not.
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08-11-2016 00:20
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Can I ask for prayers please? I'm about to write a check.
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08-11-2016 00:21
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Facebook has taught me people don't get most jokes unless you put them over a picture and call it a meme.
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08-11-2016 00:29
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When my printer jams, I do what any logical male would do; I go buy a new printer.
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08-11-2016 00:30
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I don't care, therefore I am happy.
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08-11-2016 01:26
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No offense but I wanna set you on fire.
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08-11-2016 03:30 by
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One time I told a rival dad that the air pressure looked low in one of his tires right in front of a group of people.
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08-11-2016 05:44
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I may not be able to swim fast but I did just arrange these onion rings to look like olympic rings.
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08-11-2016 05:45
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Settle down homemade play dough parents.
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08-11-2016 05:45
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Grew up in the south so for me a fancy restaurant was a place that offered you the choice of biscuit or cornbread.
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08-11-2016 05:46
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When women watch Bachelor in Paradise it's like the television equivalent of microwaving fish.
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08-11-2016 05:48
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Just said some pretty harsh things about this gymnast falling off the uneven bars considering I've fallen out of my bed before.
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08-11-2016 05:49
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Haven't been to war, but I've been to a water park where "fun" is climbing rope ladders barefoot while buckets of water are dumped on you.
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08-11-2016 05:50
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Wake up America. If a place tries to put potatoes in your burrito, you are getting robbed on meat.
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