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I would like to announce my candidacy for mayor of Facebook.
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08-04-2016 12:48 by
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Just lost 15 pounds which subsequently is how much my hopes and dreams weighed.
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08-04-2016 14:20
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"Thank God we all have such insanely uninformed political opinions and tons of social media platforms on which to post them." -America
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08-04-2016 14:22
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Instead of Olympic Gold, Silver or Bronze medals, winners receive copies of a Purple Heart made in China. Losers are fired.
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08-04-2016 14:24
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I think I just caught Scott Stapp on Pokemon Go.
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08-04-2016 14:24
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Miss Teen USA Karlie Hay says using racial slurs online was a "careless mistake." And promises to only use them privately from now on.
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08-04-2016 14:25
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If you're not my friend, click like then copy and paste this on your timeline. If we're truly friends, do nothing. I'd never insult your intelligence with such a ridiculous command.
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08-04-2016 14:26 by
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The joys of a relationship include waiting for them to fall asleep so you can have some me time.
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08-04-2016 14:26
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If you can't make it down to Rio and want to get the authentic Olympic diving experience, just stick your head in a Porta Potty.
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08-04-2016 14:27
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Quick Question: How can I protect my family online without the gun emoji?
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08-04-2016 14:28
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Remember kids, with that Bachelors Degree you can run the fry machine, but with a Masters you can start as Assistant Manager.
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08-04-2016 14:29
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Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa, but then I realized it was my mother-in-law.
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08-04-2016 14:30
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Spoiler Alert!!! If you're reading this, you're a huge part of the problem.
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08-04-2016 14:32
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Bet those two guys that hang out at Sonic have breath that smells like pickles, onions, and genitals.
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08-04-2016 14:33
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It's not you, it's you not having air conditioning.....
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08-04-2016 14:34
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Did you know that women named Laverne can give you a blow job with or without teeth.
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08-04-2016 14:36
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Women that wear blue eyeshadow have a Motel 6 shower cap in their purse.
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08-04-2016 14:37
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It's not me !! It's you. Why would you not have WIFI? Modern day relationships.
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08-04-2016 21:50
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If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats... Then go look at Facebook for about 5 minutes.
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08-04-2016 22:01 by
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Eminem is trending which is a relief because a whole generation of kids now know Eminem is still alive.
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