Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   So what if Melania plagiarized? It's not like she exposed National Security, deleted classified emails and was investigated by the FBI.

   Who really cares if Melania plagiarized .... She is not even running for office! But that other lady in a pantsuit who exposed and compromised US National Security, Deleted CLASSIFIED emails and investigated by the FBI .... IS running for President.

   everyone is talking about Melania. Nobody even remembers that part of the Convention. Well played Melania.

   I don't like saying goodbye, so I'll just Say Stormtrooper, That way you know I'll always miss you .

   My dog acts pretty tough for someone who's afraid of cotton balls

   Maybe the Pokemon Go players with jobs should drop some "lures" near the local unemployment offices and "temp" agencies! If they can put so much energy into looking for an imaginary animal maybe they can put some energy into finding a job!

   If I was a ghost, I'd write "Happy Birthday" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday.

   blame the a hole running t his platform for allowing this political bs to fly.

   My girlfriend asked me when I last had s ex with someone that wasn't her. I said.... "back in '06". It sounds much better than "June"

   Why is Columbia the only school capable of producing Ghostbusters?

   The worst part about trying to kill a fly in your house is when it starts to mock you.

   Scott Baio speaks at the GOP convention on Monday and the creator of Happy Days dies on Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not.

   Do women get annoyed more easily than men, or are men better at annoying than women?

   If Peter Parker's occupation isn't as a web designer in the new Spider-Man movie I officially give up....

   Mike Pence is a wax sculpture in a museum of what people used to believe and live like centuries ago.

   People are playing Pokemon and Scott Baio is relevant again while I'm over here deciding when to see that new movie "Titantic."

   I'm so old I'm still looking for Waldo. F*ck Pokemon.

   I think Eminem should become a dentist just so he can say "snap back to reality, oh there's a cavity."

   The U.S. birthrate is at an all-time low. The birthrate is now so low that "The Maury Povich Show" may have to cut back to just half an hour.

   Black Olives Matter