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"But apart from that , How did you enjoy the play Mrs. Lincoln"
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07-15-2016 12:33
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Wow, that's a nice looking pair of crocs!" - Said by no one...
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07-15-2016 12:35
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Protests to stop police from killing their race but then you kill each other for a pair of Jordans....smh
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07-15-2016 12:36
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Im in the restroom using the urinals and someone walked next to me to catch a Pokemon!
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07-15-2016 13:10 by
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some dude playing Pokémon go came inside my house to catch a Pokémon and stole my TV
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07-15-2016 13:23 by
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It's a sad day when a 4 year old girl is more calm and collected than a police officer.
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07-15-2016 13:24
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It's so damn hot I think I'll go put the toilet seat up on purpose so I can get a cold Icy stare from my girlfriend
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07-15-2016 14:43 by
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....... Hey Barack and Hillary .... Denial ain't just a river in Egypt!!!!
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07-15-2016 15:19
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... it's so damn HOT out there I'm not even going out to look for Pokemon.
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07-15-2016 15:20
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QUESTION: "What to you have when you finally find ALL of the Pokemon?" ... ANSWER: "Nothing .... you have nothing."
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07-15-2016 15:22
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This Pokemon Go app is getting way too serious ..... My doctor said he found a Pokemon in my Chest X-Ray
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07-15-2016 15:25
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Just farted so badly Adam Sandler is pitching to buy the rights to make a movie about it.
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07-15-2016 16:02
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"1-800-Yankees." - My reply when someone asks me to give them a phone number
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07-15-2016 16:05
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Sarah Palin not asked to speak at the Republican National Convention after discovering she doesn't have a passport to leave Alaska.
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07-15-2016 16:10
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Never watched a documentary about paint drying though I have watched a 4 year old eat 7 peas.
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07-15-2016 16:14
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Did you know, the inventor of the headphones worked next to a guy who happily whistled all of the time.
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07-15-2016 16:17
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5 Word Guilt Trip: Just go. I'll be fine.
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07-15-2016 16:24
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Pro Tip: Avoid conversations by sitting at the bottom of the pool.
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07-15-2016 16:26
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Tim Tebow speaking at the Republican National Convention guarantees the Republicans have no shot at winning the Superbowl next year.
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07-15-2016 16:29
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Minor Daily Wins: I was 5 minutes late for work today, but my boss was 15 minutes late....so I was 10 minutes early to work.
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