BEGO Funny Status Messages

   it considered drinking alone if you're on Facebook?

   The first person you think of in the morning or last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or your pain

   Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera.

   Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.

   Single life might be lonely, but at least I'm always with my favorite person

   rumors ? oh wellll ; at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

   “I'm Single ” doesn't mean ” I'm looking for somebody “, just thought you should know.

   Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.

   Coffee is nature's way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”

   There’s no question about it, the second half of the tank of gas goes twice as fast as the first!

   If you're 13 & under & have a Facebook, that's cheating. You gotta start from Myspace —-> Twitter —-> Facebook. Just like everybody else.

   If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe its because you haven't been introduced to yourself!

   I'll let my dog ride with me to the store just to wait in the car for the sole purpose of him not assuming I'm doing something fun every time I leave the house.

   Don't EVER fight for someone who wouldn't damn fight for you.

   Break up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurting yourself trying to fix it.

   Sure you could complain there's another Twilight movie out right now. OR you could celebrate that there'll never be another.

   My Mothers MENU had only two items: 1: Eat it or 2: Leave it.

   Women spend too much money on stuff to look pretty...save your cash, buy him beer.

   That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!

   Life isn't about net worth. It's about self worth.